crispy motherfucker

When you are a badass motherfucker

Jack is a crispy motherfucker

by CrispyMF January 27, 2016

Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

Rice Crispy

A white person, that acts proper white. All posh all shit clothes, super racist to blacks.

That milky called me a monkey, what a milky idiot. No he's a rice crispy.

by BlackJack May 13, 2005

crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s

Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.

by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011

Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.

I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face

by mouthstrippers June 7, 2011

jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone

cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"

by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018