crispy motherfucker

When you are a badass motherfucker

Jack is a crispy motherfucker

by CrispyMF January 27, 2016

Crispy Bois

A word for beers; not typically used for any particular beer, but just beers in general.

Pat: Crushed a few too many Crispy Bois last night.

Bill: Me too, dude, and I’m paying for it now.

by Jinxed Bayous August 3, 2018

Rice Crispy

A white person, that acts proper white. All posh all shit clothes, super racist to blacks.

That milky called me a monkey, what a milky idiot. No he's a rice crispy.

by BlackJack May 13, 2005

crispy critters

Memory loss due to smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. circa 1970s

Man does that dude has crispy critters, he can't even remember his own name.

by Fred Muggs July 29, 2011

crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"

Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.

by SStec November 18, 2019

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles

Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night

by DrispY March 6, 2022