The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

by newyy1 June 8, 2020

Covid Spelunker

Covid Spelunker

A male that has been cooped up too long during his Covid-19 lockdown and begins exploring for new holes and openings in which he may insert his already worn genitalia to get off and pass the time.

The lockdown was so long I became a covid spelunker. I was fucking any hole I could explore. I took a door handle off, I found a pipe in the garage, a milk jug. I was desperate.

Covid spelunker

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

Covid Catfish

To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.

"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."

by CampionShagSlave January 15, 2021

covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.

I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.

by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021