cosmic pothole

when your brain is ticking along and everything seems to be going fine then BOOM you lost your train of thought. you just hit a cosmic pothole.

just the other day I was walking down the sidewalk and had a really great idea, then briefly I was distracted by a walking fish. I remember that I had a great idea, but it had fallen in the cosmic pothole when I saw the fish

by Otis b. green June 03, 2015

cosmic clearance

the government clearance that is above the president

The cosmic clearance was above what any President had due to public records law.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2020

cosmic splosh

a drink made in the northwest of ireland containing milk, tequila and the breading from kfc drunk from a kfc bucket

i was hangin so bad after drinking cosmin splosh last nite. wrod up

by Dman December 02, 2004

Cosmic Kid

A Pet Simulator player who solely relies on the Cosmic Values website for all their trading decisions, often resulting in stupid and uninformed decisions.

Sorry dude, I just had to deal with an annoying cosmic kid, he literally declined an amazing offer just cause his outdated website said it was an L.

by A roblox trader December 24, 2023

Cosmic causeway

A highway in space made for traveling unprecedented speeds.

Hop on the cosmic causeway to get to Sagittarius B

by Campbell Adam Rhys January 03, 2021

Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!

Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!

by Min0$c0in August 07, 2024

cosmic whirl

A large thingy that never fucking ends in space

The cosmic whirl never fucking ends by the way.

by alcoholic99 November 02, 2023