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Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.
by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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Cocksuckers Rib

Cocksuckers Rib... The bruising, and/or fracturing, of a person's rib from leaning over the center console of a vehicle while performing oral sex on men.
I have terrible cocksuckers rib after that 4 hour car ride.
by Dame Ursula 👑 September 3, 2025
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Cocksucker

This term has multiple uses.

Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”

Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- Geoff- “God fucking damn whoever put this drain plug on must of sottered it on! You fucking cocksucker!“
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Dictatorial Cocksucker

Any individual that works as a supervisor, manager or authority figure whose power has gone straight to their head and do their utmost to make life miserable for the people that unfortunately have to work with them . A dictatorial cocksucker is an unreasonable disciplinarian who has no control over their lives and no authority at home because they have 3 children with a domineering woman and have to transfer their aggression/frustration on their co-workers. Most often they are balding, male hypogonaldal petty and ignorant. Can also be used to describe law enforcement dependant on the situation.
Dammit Guillermo is such a dictatorial cocksucker , he gave me my second reprimand this month for being 3 minutes late for my shift!
by Foebane August 24, 2016
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Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.
by why_tf_not May 16, 2017
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pie cocksucker

pie who sucks cocks, often used in the middle east.
raf: bro stop sucking dicks, pie cocksucker
pie: I CANT!
by acethelegendarykiller May 4, 2021
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Thespian Cocksucker

A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.

Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.
Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.
by Shenaniganz13 August 5, 2021
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