Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.
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When a person tells you that you are "On Connies" it simply means you are doing cons or "con-artistry". Usually the person that is "On Connies" pretends they have no clue what they're doing when everyone knows they're up to something. A person "on Connies'" is ALWAYS up to something. They tend to be unaware at times due to the fact that they are too focused on their own "come up" to realize the pain they're causing everyone around them. Synonyms: "Con-Artist", "Conman/woman","Con"
He's always On Connies'
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Get the Tic Tac connoisseur mug.When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.
Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.
Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.
Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.
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A fit of violent emotion, such as anger or panic.
A fit of violent emotion, such as anger or panic.
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