computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

Computer Janitor

A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer

I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.

by llamaluser December 16, 2008

apple computer

A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill

by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003

Computer Club

To join an elite team of professional PC heads, silently minding our own business; keeping speech and interpersonal communication to a minimum at all costs. Our Motto - "Our Monitor is our Business"

Welcome to the Computer Club - you are so silent you can be the president.

by cecilbdaman November 7, 2004

apple computer

A piece of crap.

"I love apples"
George Chongris

by Tasty Snax July 3, 2003

Computer geek

A person who can orgasm while looking at a computer that does NOT have pornography on its screen.

I saw this computer geek damn near cream himself at the Apple Store when he saw the new MacBook Pro, dude.

by metalboy5150 April 23, 2009

Computer

A piece of crap that always fuckin shuts down on you every fuckin time you are trying to work on it, put on some music, play games, etc. Often associated with the blue screen of death.

I fuckin hate this computer. I'll reboot you! (Kicks it up into the air with my boot on.)

by Ryan November 30, 2004