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Cocksmoker

A 5’11” soy boy from Sisterfister, Tennessee who grew up rough and rowdy in the Salty Spittoon, where his tattoos got tattoos of their own, and he became the second coming of Pablo Escobar (in his dreams).
“I walked in the office and saw that Cocksmoker underneath the boss’s desk”.
by DickdealerDon August 6, 2025
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cocksmoker

a guy who has to small of a dick for her to actually hold it so she looks like shes smoking a cigarette
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by cocksmoker9000 August 19, 2025
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Cocksuckers Rib

Cocksuckers Rib... The bruising, and/or fracturing, of a person's rib from leaning over the center console of a vehicle while performing oral sex on men.
I have terrible cocksuckers rib after that 4 hour car ride.
by Dame Ursula 👑 September 3, 2025
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Cocksucker

This term has multiple uses.

Use 1- When you are working on some Bowlshit like your car a nothing is going right so you chuck your channel locks across the shop and scream “YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKER!”

Use 2- Cocksuckers are typically Faggots, as us “Normal” men don’t go around sucking cocks. I think the television said the “correct” way to describe a faggot is Homosexual or something along those lines, but we all know they are just a huge cocksucker.
Use 1- Geoff- “God fucking damn whoever put this drain plug on must of sottered it on! You fucking cocksucker!“
Use 2- Garrett- “Oh look, there going the faggots to go and suck on some more Cock”
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
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Dictatorial Cocksucker

Any individual that works as a supervisor, manager or authority figure whose power has gone straight to their head and do their utmost to make life miserable for the people that unfortunately have to work with them . A dictatorial cocksucker is an unreasonable disciplinarian who has no control over their lives and no authority at home because they have 3 children with a domineering woman and have to transfer their aggression/frustration on their co-workers. Most often they are balding, male hypogonaldal petty and ignorant. Can also be used to describe law enforcement dependant on the situation.
Dammit Guillermo is such a dictatorial cocksucker , he gave me my second reprimand this month for being 3 minutes late for my shift!
by Foebane August 24, 2016
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Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.
by why_tf_not May 16, 2017
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pie cocksucker

pie who sucks cocks, often used in the middle east.
raf: bro stop sucking dicks, pie cocksucker
pie: I CANT!
by acethelegendarykiller May 4, 2021
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