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Choof

1. The male version of a queef.

2. when air passes through a dick

3. dick fart.
1."what was that sound?" "i think i just choofed"

2."I got a blowjob last night; and some air snuck up my cock...totally choofed it back at her face."
by ChoofAloof September 2, 2010
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Reece is a choof
by SAibo MaibO August 24, 2003
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cloogie

a cloogie happens when someone gives oral sex to a man without a condom on, when the man cums in their mouth, if they swallow, later they will hock up a "cloogie"
"Girl, Jacob gave me the cloogie of my life!"

or

"OH.MY.GOD.DID.YOU.SEE.THAT.CLOOGIE?IT.WAS.HUGE!"
by shiitbaagqueer November 28, 2011
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George Clooney

The celebrity who appeared in over 8000 General Assesment Tasks in the state of Victoria, Australia, it has been one of his single greatest plans ever
George Clooney has appeared in over 8000 GAT's this year as a part of some kind of prank
by Clooney George June 11, 2009
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Cloober

This word originated when it was an amusing typo of the word 'bloody' while being used as: "I have no bloody clue." "I have no clooby clue." It has since then become a sort of insult or filler word. It can be used almost anywhere. It's a noun, verb, adjective, everything all in one!
"You cloobering cloob cloober."

"You're such a cloob."

"Clooby yeah, clooby yeah!"
by xRainbowPhoenix January 1, 2009
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Clooneyed

The act of dumping baby powder, flour, or some other white powder in your friend's hair to give them that ever so sexy salt-and-pepper look George Clooney rocks to hell; a prank similar to antiquing that's made even funnier by its witty pop culture reference.
His ass got Clooneyed!
by brace yourself December 27, 2007
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Clootch

When one is thought to become an old person with a crazy amount of cats. Someone that will become a lonely person. Usually used to insult. but it is also used in alot of other scenarios, such as the word "Douche-bag" or "Fag".
Wow she is mean, what a clootch.

She is socially awkward and a bitch, what a clootch.
by Creative Thinker January 10, 2014
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