clog

A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.

Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file?

This Sunday-strolling clog is a real chooch.

by BK Artivism July 22, 2005

Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.

Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."

by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006

Clogger

Dropping a piece of excrement into a toilet that is big enough to clog it.

"Quick! Get the plunger! I dropped a clogger!"

by Bobalino January 2, 2005

Close-up magic

An illusion performed by a single magician right in front of the audiences nose. Usually performed for one to twenty people in casual situation. This kind of magic, unlike stage magic, requires much more skill by the magician instead of by an assistant like in stage magic.

Downsides of close-up magic is that people tend to try to ruin your trick on the spot because they don't give a shit on how amazing it is a lot of the time and most likely want to spoil it because they like to remind themselves that they are gay fags.

Girls tend to either overexcite themselves over this kind of magic or show absolutely no interest at all.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that close-up magic trick that guy did with the cards. My card just changed?!

Girl 2: Oh. It did do that.

by racketracer August 21, 2009

getting close

When you are a girl or boy start having feelings but are not to certain of a relationship

Hey me and this girl are GETTING CLOSE !

by Big duck 101 October 29, 2017

Close up

a phrase used when you want to cut someone out of your conversation , and this comes with the jester of closing your circle so the person can't hear your conversation .

Kristina: So what happen with you and your girl ?
john: Nothing were good for now.
Kim: What yall talking bout i wanna know .
Kristina & John: Close up (close the circle)

by beast32 March 19, 2011

Le Clos

Le Clos is a case where you are getting anal sex and as your partner pulls out, a little bit of turd falls out your anus. This could be from the smalles little rosebud to a bigger lot of turd.

Jack told me how his ex-girlfriend had a real bad case of Le Clos!

by Jahsohn October 16, 2010