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clock needle

The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.
by uttam maharjan January 4, 2012
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Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.
Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...
by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012
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Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.
Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?
by suxwaste April 26, 2013
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Clock of shots

12 shots, usually taken in a short period of time. Can also pertain to gunplay, but usually associated with liquor
I can drink a clock of shots, and not even get a buzz. But give me two beers, and I'm done.
by Zigbigidorlu January 22, 2013
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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.
Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"
by trebortron June 5, 2013
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clock z's

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"
by Caliado December 1, 2014
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