cleat

A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT

Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"

by the_chemist January 19, 2008

Cleptopenia

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.

Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia

by Dominationation May 24, 2011

cleft

A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.

Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.

by dbspin1 December 29, 2007

ass cleft

the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full anal penetration.

i snorted coke right off that bitches cleft, then fucking ripped that shit open, and preceeded to rip her oring, wide the fuck open.

by chris/josh May 1, 2005

going clepto

When you take shit.

You see a cd you really want, and your hand grabs for it to steal it. You are going clepto.

by killSESDSFSDF September 20, 2006

Cleptic

The word "Cleptic" is a derivative of a "Clepto" which is an action to steal. Cleptic has an entirely different meaning. Cleptic is used to describe something wierd, out of place or not funny.

"Oh that is Cleptic!"

"You are Cleptic"

by Mr. Tinez January 3, 2009

Clentin

A cigarette.

Hey dude let's go smoke a clentin.

by beerealisgood4u June 28, 2011