cleaning

The only sport women should be allowed to play.

Woman; "im gonna play in the Olympics one day"

Man; "shut the fuck up n do some cleaning!!!"

by nas666 November 11, 2009

Anus cleaning showers

Anus cleaning showers, correctly known as bidet showers

Anus cleaning showers or Bidet shower. A small shower with a watere control trigger on the head which is fitted next to the toilet. Allows you to wash the anal area aftter defication

by bidet shower boy August 8, 2009

deep cleaning

When you use a q-tip to clean the schmegma out of your boyfriend's pizzle.

Rachel can't come out tonight...she's busy giving her man a deep cleaning.

by LPizzle September 13, 2006

Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

by Your Rock God September 25, 2007

Cleaven

It is when to people are boyfriend and girlfriend and they do not like to talk about it and do not like to been seen with each other

Stop acting so cleaven and kiss

by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017

cleaning the dishes

When a girl that a guy likes a-lot is just used sing him and actually cheating on him with all of her friends while he is home missing her.

Friend of hopeless boy: hey bro I heard your girl is cleaning the dishes, it was some 69 or 70 action.

Hopeless boy (me): No way she would never do that to me.

by Hopeless boy69420(70) December 10, 2019

Cleaning Gutters

Chowing down on the back entrance of you wife when you are about to waste money

Omg, I need to be cleaning gutters before this guys weekend

by Brandon Brit January 15, 2022