Clarissa

If you ever meet a Clarissa, you're very lucky! She is a mix of bubbly, protective, crazy, emotional, and sincere all in one bottle. She will make sure you are never alone and will help you in your time of need. She will set time aside for the people she loves and will always put your needs in front of theirs. She will always protect you and will snap at anyone who dares say bad about you. Her tears can get the best of her sometimes, or she will be a hot head when she feels the time to be so. She is a wildfire when it comes to being with her. But be careful, if you get on her bad side, you will regret the day you wind up there forever. She can be mean and cruel to anyone who hurts her friends/loved ones. This woman is a human made by the gods for her body, personality, beauty, and mental strength. She can do you good, or do you wrong. If you ever happen to fall for one of these amazing beings, know she has her rules and bars for everyone she meets. You will not be disappointed if you date a Clarissa. She will take you on a ride of life you will not soon forget and will show you many doors and things beyond your wildest dreams. Every second with her is a second worth your time and effort, as she will give the same you put in. She is worthy of anything and everything and expects equality. You will be a fool if you pass her up. She will walk the mile in your shoes to see how she can best help you, and for these reasons, never let a Clarissa slip from your grasp.

"Don't let Clarissa go! You will regret it!" "Did you see Clarissa walk by? She is such a beautiful person on the inside and out!" "Bro, look at Clarissa! She is such an amazing person!" "Don't pass Clarissa up, you will be losing a lifelong friend!"

by Sapphire Rose May 29, 2018

Classico

An original drink based on childhood nostalgia.

Would you prefer a blackberry or rhubarb Classico?

by Connorhoehn June 25, 2015

clothes mountain

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

by Nennis October 9, 2008

clueball

A clueball is a person who does dumb things either frequently or infrequently. It can also be used to describe someone who makes stupid comments or is really weird or eccentric. Clueball is also used to describe bad drivers. Clueball can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

Gerry is an absolute clueball.

That person is driving like a clueball.

Hey look at that clueball over there.

by lemmuh September 13, 2013

Clam Grenade

The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.

Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night

I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs

Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger

by MuckleberryBin January 9, 2022

Ghost Club

The KKK

My dad has Ghost Club in the woods tonight so there's no sheets on my bed

by semem knad February 3, 2017

Come in clutch

Come in clutch can be used in a lot of different ways.
Whenever someone comes at a dire time.
Whenever someone comes with good stuff.
Whenever someone comes through for you, for example.

Jessica: Alex came through with the beer.

Lena: Alex, come in clutch!!

by 8bitlesbian December 23, 2019