sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.

hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!

by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009

Turd Candle

A home made candle where you drop small turds into the hot wax before it hardens, then give as a gift to someone deserving. Pubes have been suggested as additions to the Turd Candle. It is assumed the receiver will mistake the turds for fruit.

Turd Candles are especially appropriate for virgin friends, who are the only males who ever need candles and are expected to want to "set the mood" for a "special occasion".

That douchebag is getting a "Turd Candle"

by k.sharkface September 2, 2010

cheese candle

when one deficates in someone's gas tank in order to get revenge or as a prank.

hey man someone is about to cheese candle your car!

by thebeej45 March 15, 2014

Cinderella complex

When a person is looking to get into a relationship, and thinks that everyone with an interest in them could be their prince/princess charming. Someone with a Cinderella complex is said to have terrible luck with relationships (which are usually ended by the complexed person). In search of the perfect fairy tale ending, anyone with signs of interest becomes a potential suitor. The use of the brain is severly diminished.

person 1: why'd they break up?
person 2: well, she realized nick wasnt right for her. she dove into it too soon.
person 1: well, i couldve told you that BEFORE they started.
person 2: well, how about YOU try stomping on a girl's potential fairy tale. try it. i dare you.
person 1: damn that cinderella complex!!

by $e9a August 19, 2009

Cinderelic

An aged woman who believes her fake tits and plastic surgery somehow compensate for her worn out ass.

That Cinderelic is a Cougar I wouldn't mess with, man...

by eto418 August 21, 2008

Candlewang

A candle made from a 'Mold a Candle Willy' kit.

I went round his house and there were candlewangs everywhere....... and they were small.

by Candlewang Man November 21, 2010

Cinder Block Treatment

Make him squat with his feet on a pair of cinder blocks, then take your two strongest flicking fingers and just go "thunk-thwap-thunk- thwap" as hard as you can against anything dangly you might find.

Oh man! I heard that fraternity uses the cinder block treatment for initiation!

Yeah, that cinder block treatment scared my life.. and manhood!

by LMD11 March 20, 2011