Hung like Mr. Chow

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

by aikiman January 25, 2012

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

baloney pony chow hound

A person that loves sucking dick

Sarah is one hell of a baloney pony chow hound

by Big Hoss1993 March 12, 2018

coon chow

Chinese word for watermelon

What do you say to order Watermelon in a Chinese restaurant? "Coon Chow"

by Mike792 July 12, 2006

bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.

A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.

by Danny B December 17, 2005

Commando chow

When someone leaves some food or drinks to his friend's ensuring he/she can enjoy it later when visiting the friend next time. A tactical move which can be of use when planning a party weekend, for example.

A: Hey, dude. What are your plans for tonight?
B: Nothing, my boss called me and asked me to do night shift. Steve's sick so he can't do it.
A: That sucks! You're missing all the action. Well, I'm gonna go clubbing anyway. I left some commando chow in your fridge waiting for tomorrow if that's okay.
B: That's cool. Well, I gotta go bust my ass off.
A: Good for you. I'm gonna go raving with these spanish chicks. Wooo!

by JonesyD April 25, 2011

rat chow

Long-forgotten marijuana unearthed from its hiding place.

This rat chow is old as hell. I can't work with this rat chow.

by tanguy22 July 12, 2015