choadesack

term for a asshat, douchebag, or a fucktard.

He is such a choadesack

by maxertx June 24, 2009

Chody

The crew 'poon slayer', often the guy who never talks to girls, and is pretty quite around girls.

Chody is a poon slayer

by crease crease February 12, 2017

Cherry choad

1) A virgin choad
2) A choad-sporting male who has not yet experienced sexual intercourse
3) A cherry chubby

"he ain't tapped nothing yet. He's a cherry choad."

"That skanky cougar is dying to pounce on his cherry choad!"

by Scare Jeff April 2, 2009

choad

A choad is a literary device used to describe a penis that is very short and thicker than it's length, that is not to say that a choad is a long penis that just happens to be wider than it is long, a choad is a stub of a penis.

A choady choad choader is a choader that choads choads... haha i had to put that in

It must be embarassing to be that guy with his pint size choad, I actually feel bad for him.

by Deibiddo May 27, 2006

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005

Choad

a small but fat penis, most often found in fat people.

kayla:did you sleep with david
Tori: hell no he has a Choad!

by syn date rap April 1, 2008

Choadface

A person, usually male, who plays video games, dresses like a fag, acts like a virgin, might be on the virge of becoming bi or gay, and wants to have sex with his/her cousin.

Tommy: All that guys does is play Pokemon and doesn't even check out those girls.

Bill: He probably jerks off to gay animal porn too.

Tommy: He's such a Choadface!

by Braze13 April 24, 2010