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Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.
Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red
by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010
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Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
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Chimp

The chimp done fucked up!!!
by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025
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Chimp

Oi Ben your a chimp
by Sprags going down 123 June 16, 2020
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rip a chimp

80’s code word, mostly used by rock musicians on tour buses, for taking a shit.

Similar to “taking the kids to the water park.” “Slicing a loaf” “taking a dump” “the Browns made it to the Super Bowl
Give me a minute while I go rip a chimp.”
by Pulvie March 29, 2019
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Street Chimp

Racial term or slang for someone from the ghetto, preferably black or African American, going around the neighborhood destroying and/or vandalizing private property.
Sean: hey man! There’s a BLM protest down the street.
Tom: Nah man, those are just street chimps looting and stealing John’s Electronics Store.
by LongSlongSilver8D January 28, 2021
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chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic
The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline
by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020
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