celston

Take heed, Celstons are extremely combustible and can cause EXPLOSIONS. Celston is the male deity of destruction and chaos. When he doesn't know how to control his strength everything a Celston touches is destroyed. He is athletic and strong in stature. Women worship the ground a Celston walks on. A Celston can appear extremely mean and rude but is actually very kind when untaunted. Celstons have a strong musical ability. Celstons are also extremely artistic.

Yo! What's wrong with him? Give him some time, he's just being a Celston.

by shadowontherize May 15, 2016

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Cheese Tip

The filthy, smegma like amalgam around the tip of the penis after sex with a dirty partner.

I bagged that whore from the bar last night. Sadly, I'm still cleaning my cheese tip. A shower was not enough to wipe away that filth and regret.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

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cheese moving

Changing the workflow of a system in such a way that a user's behavior has to be altered significantly to achieve their goals (in the same way that relocating the cheese for a lab rat while force them to run the maze differently)

Whoa! You want to put the tweet button there? That's some major cheese moving.

by Brogrammer3000 February 12, 2018

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Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

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Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

by rougedanno May 8, 2014

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