Internet Cancer

Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.

Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?

Random Jackass #2: No man, what?

Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!

Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(

by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014

cancertastic

A "CRITICAL "way of saying your mums got cancer but in a hilarious banner manner...

Well that's just cancertastic...

by Lawrence jaquiery December 4, 2017

pizza cancer

The act of eating way to much pizza and reaching a point of regret in which throwing up feels imminent. Pizza cancer is often achieved at a pizza buffet with extra greasy pizza.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Bill he looks like he's about to die?

Guy 2: He's fine he just got pizza cancer at lunch.

by cap'n hook December 31, 2012

lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.

Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.

by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018

Cure For Cancer

The thing all of humanity has been looking for because we all want Cancer to jump off a microwave.

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE I found the cure for cancer!!!!

Rlly? What is it?

More Cancer :D

(search up cancer cell dies because it developed cancer and died)

by ur mom gei like ali a February 19, 2019

Chance master

A chance master is someone who attracts a lot of girls/boys (chances), but is not always aware of his/her abilities. He/she will often exert an unbeknowingstly humble attitude and decline his/her true identity.

Guy: Dude, when are you going to share your chances, you're not leaving any for anyone else?
Chance master: Erroneous!

by Panger January 11, 2008

Cancer

Jake Paul or a disease

"I see Cancer"
"How can you see Cancer?"
"If you see Jake Paul"
"EW he is cancer"

by ThePotatoeDictionary May 17, 2018