Cracked Theology

A study of God that avoids touching on the painful truths of living a holy lifestyle—for example, a failure to warn believers of the dangers of embracing or condoning a life of moral elasticity or selective obedience.

Unlike the popular feel-good prosperity gospel, preaching about cracked theology is an unpopular topic in church circles—believers are seldom warned that if they’re not purposefully living a life of godly obedience, they’ve heading to hell.

by MathPlus September 16, 2018

cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

Chucked a Thurston

To get drunk, and kicked out of the casino for harassing people with your crutch, not crotch.

Aw man, I went out last night and chucked a Thurston.

by champagnelily September 16, 2010

Chucked Up

An Australian or New Zealander term meaning 'throw up'.

Friend: Did you see Deena last night she got so drunk!?

Me: Yeah it's funny to you, you should've seen her she chucked up in the streets 5 times!

by RamonaRyder January 18, 2013

cracked

the first brew that is opened, or "cracked" of a night

dude, have you cracked yet?
im 8 deep, i cracked at 3pm!
wow you are a total booze hound

by BigHunts June 7, 2016

chucked

To be cornered by a stranger whom one does not want to talk to. Usually being forced to hear the same boring stories many times and bad jokes.

That guy chucked me again, he keeps telling me about his dog and showing me pictures on his phone.

by Ghost Daddy March 7, 2017

Chanked the Fuck Out

1. When an person of Asian dissent smokes enough marijuana to completely close his eyes.

2. What you call an Asian who is stoned out since he is naturally chinked out.

That Asian sure got chanked the fuck out after he smoked that blunt!

by Lilgreenmonster September 6, 2018