Calinga

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la pinga" --> Cal - inga

Calor = heat

Pinga = penis
Calinga= heat in the dick

Bro, this Miami weather is giving me Calinga.

by Calinga Bro August 21, 2023

camping

account 1: lets go to camping
account 2-5: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

200 miles later

account 1: ooh mashmellows

5 days later

account 1: sorry were gonna go home guys
account 2-5: N
account 1: :P

today i have a good day. so i have to go to camping again.

by Edmund6000 September 17, 2023

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 10, 2009

lane camping

Driving continuously in the passing (left) lane of a highway, while moving slower than the flow of traffic and preventing other vehicles from passing. Lane camping is illegal under many states’ traffic laws and is considered annoying and discourteous to other motorists. Also called left-lane camping in the USA.

I got stuck behind some idiot who was left-lane camping for 6 miles.

by m0101 November 4, 2014

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

Teleporter Camping

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.

*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!

by Mike's_Memes_42 October 16, 2017

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017