giga calm

The state of absolute total calm where nothing can phase you anymore despite the circumstances.

Michael was giga calm sitting in his room playing cs2, listening to brazillian jazz while enduring typical screaming and backseating from his teammates.

by Shiberino August 20, 2024

I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”

Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up

by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021

Calm

The way a mentally challenged person says cool.

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

Calm

Cool, Fly, or Awesome

"His drip is fly."

"Yea it's Calm."

by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021

better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.

Tex: Better calm down Lad!

by kdv July 8, 2005

CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 2, 2020

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017