buttmonk

offspring of mike williams and shaniqua

hi my name is Mike Williams and I'm a complete and utter buttmonk, baby

by SIC April 11, 2004

buttamoolie

automobile with the letters switched around and an extra "t"

stop being a buttamoole you big butt-mobile

by yo March 29, 2004

buttuff

Another meaning for the word GAY!

Ha Polly cany steal it noo as she is such a buttuff

by BarryOuski February 22, 2005

butttumbled

when you slip down the stairs and hit your ass on every step down.

man i was so messed up last night i slipped runnin down my steps and butttumbled all the way down em yo. wurd.

by Kartwheel February 16, 2009

Buttmuck

1) Buttmuck - When you don't wipe well after a dump, you see Buttmuck stains on your tighty whities.
2) Buttmuck - You go to sit down on an old couch and there's an undefinable smear. More than likely, someone else left their Buttmuck on that old couch.

You: "Hey, what's this stuff on your couch?"

Your friend: "oh, someone apparently sharted and left Buttmuck on my couch!"

by haykeydammit September 21, 2009

Buttsmuggle

The act of concieling valuables in one's anus.

Also known as "Buttvaulting"

T-Bone was forced to buttsmuggle cigarettes and other forms of contraband into prison because he needed to purchase his safety from the Arian Brotherhood.

by Kilo Jonez March 22, 2011

buttmug

a really gumpy person similar to a derp, but twice as ugly with out having to be caught in the act of making a ridiculous face

Jake: "Dude, did you see that guy back there"

Eric: "Yeah dude, what a buttmug"

Jake: "Yeah, what an ass canister!"

by frare October 24, 2011