breaking lead

Expression referring to an instructor's frustration (literally: mechanical pencil lead breaking under excessive comment writing pressure) while marking a student paper which violates both instruction and Standard American English.

After having marked 42 essays that compared and contrasted two poems, nearly every one of them ignoring the pointed lesson of the previous class, by the 43rd I was breaking lead when the student wrote that the poets had "concocted imagery" and employed "religious illusions".

by Gemini Professor March 8, 2011

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

Water Breathing Dragon

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.

I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.

Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.

by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010

breaking dawn

The last chapter of the Twilight Saga which was an epic fail; can be used to refer to epic fails.

That movie was such a Breaking Dawn.

by jacay October 14, 2008

fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.

I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.

by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003

Breaking Dawn

1.Breaking Dawn, the last book of the very popular Twilight saga, which the twilighters have been so excited to read. The book is a horiible fanfiction. It sucked, and it strayed from the opther books, that actually made sense.

2.A thing to burn after reading.

3.A book of pedowolves, a whiny girl who can't stop crying, and the magnificent burning vampire

Fan #1: Hey, what are you reading?
Fan #2: Breaking Dawn.
Fan#1: You suck.

by JeshikaHatake June 28, 2009