why bother

A double decaf non-fat latte.

Can I have a why bother and an egg bagel to go?

by cb May 21, 2004

Monkey Botherer

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.

I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?

by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009

gem botley

someone very lovely and beautiful. one who radiates joy and happiness to all around. to describe a lady as perfect in every way would be to describe her as 'gem botley'.

boy1: wow that girl is such a gem botley, i just want to marry her tomorrow and give her so much attention that maybe she'll love me back half as much one day.
boy2: i saw her first.

by your not so secret admirer ;) February 9, 2010

Andrei Alexandru Botea

The definition of an insane man that can cause other people mental helth to plumit

Did u stay around him?Don't you know he is Andrei Alexandru Botea?

by Confutius December 29, 2018

Dr. Ip-Nye Botie

a word used to describe someone who has irreplacable characteristsics, and is weird hero among friends. they can always bring in a laugh, go off the deep end, and/or do the most absurd thing imaginable. the "Dr." offsets that the person isn't actually a doctor, but should have a title nonetheless. "Ip-Nye Botie" (pronounced IP-NIGH-BOW-TIE or IP-NEE-BOW-TEE) is just a qualifying name for someone who is easily spotted as being different.

Frank: "We're heading to the movie around 8 o'clock."

Jed: "Okey dokey. I'm bringing a few friends. I told them I had a plans for a clothes-on orgy during the film."

Frank: "Thanks for the warning Dr. Ip-Nye Botie."

by SongWritingBum April 8, 2010

botnet

Originally meant to denote virus trojans acting in a network, it also means excessive use of telemetry and other privacy violating features of searingly legitimate software?

Did you see that botnet that Windows 10 installed? Yeah, that was a ludicrous display.

by sdfw2 July 2, 2018

Bottega

Verb - The act of having a woman (preferably your girlfriend), who looks like a horse, suck on your ball sack while at the same time putting one or more of her fingers in your butt hole. More commonly known as "nut suck anal play combo"

"Dude, I totally got a Bottega from my girl last night!"

by Dan Glesac January 13, 2008