Bonk

Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.

3 bonks, go to horny jail

by angrytaco January 12, 2022

Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.

"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"

by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Bonk

doge = no more hornies
they get put in the horny jail

example
Phil - I'm so horny and want to sex
DOGE- *BONK*

by Porked March 28, 2022

bonk

The sound of getting hit on the head, popularlized by Meme Culture.

That guy got bonked on the head.

by CBa08 July 28, 2021

Bonk

To hug another person

I love you dad bonk

by Wolffame May 2, 2021

Bonk

Bonk. you've been bonked.

person one: *bonk*
person 2: "dude tf?"
person 1:"get wreaked you've been bonked "

by indishereig July 14, 2021