Braden

A guy who is stupid, ugly, yet everyone is his friend.

Chad: Dude, that guy is a Braden.
Brad: I know, but apparently everyone likes him!

by Bradenz December 14, 2016

Braden

The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.

Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.

Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.

by Cocksuckingmutherfucker June 27, 2017

Braden

A guy who is kind and is Very Very short

p1 Look how Short he is

P2 it must be a Braden

by Boi1771 May 13, 2019

Braden

The person who holds the fucking zoom calls for a solid 20 minutes

Oh my fucking god Braden is doing it again

by David & Co Awooga Awooga October 26, 2020

Braden

Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.

That kid surfing is such a Braden😂😂😂

by Rigbwfdihqwegdei February 21, 2019

Braden

-A dumbass who has a small dick that's asian
-Player
-Pedophile

"Look it's a BRADEN"

by PusYasMan September 20, 2021

braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.

That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.

by picturetoburn November 21, 2010