Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.

That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"

by Blob master September 8, 2010

Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008

blobo

Blobo is a term used to describe a male gentleman who is both black and homeless.

That nigger is a fucking blobo, swear down.

by harleydem July 11, 2009

Blobcident

The untimely oncoming of a lady's peroid whilst the gentleman is pleasuring her cunt with his mouth.

Last night Andy told me how he could taste blood for a week after a nasty blobcident.

by ESP February 27, 2008

blobulous

having no definitive shape; Large Mass with no definitive shape. Description of a rotund mass.

Since I've been eating twinkies I'm feeling quite blobulous.

by Jethro Pu September 7, 2009

Blobber

One who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prostitutes in establishments such as Tijuana, Mexico.

Omar is such a Blobber. Its payday and he asked me to drive him to TJ, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. His treat.

by MrGB December 19, 2013

Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010