turd blossom

(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..

"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"

by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008

Cherry Blossom

When a guy puts dirt in a girls v jjj and plants a seed. Than he waters it with his jizz and it eventually grows into a plant.

Bob went gardening and it turns out tity tasha grew a cherry blossom.

by Master B man May 21, 2008

Peach Blossom Tea

A defination of one of the most terrible drugs in the world. It is made of peach blossoms heated and boiled. It has a very disgusting taste. It can make people throw up and have diarrhea day and night. People smell it and stay away immediately.

A: Why you stay in toilet a whole day?
B: I have sucked peach blossom tea.

by meow meow dancer June 17, 2019

Awesome Blossom

When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.

Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.

by Jmoney4376800 July 28, 2008

Awesome Blossom

The gayest word that anyone could ever use.

that was so awesome blossom

by THINGS NOT TO SAY April 3, 2010

turd blossom

When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles

She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.

by Mama Turd March 15, 2009

blowsam

when you suck a guy off and pick his nose while you do it.

i gave aidan a blowsam and he tried to eat the boogers right off my fingers

by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007