blatanism

Blatanism is a word for the lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'blatant favourtism'.

It can be used as so, 'wiffy gets in the team because of his dad', 'yea i kno, its blatanism'

by Marksy July 26, 2008

blatard

Cross between blatantly, and retard - like "blatantly, you're a retard for even asking"

housemate 1: shall we get drunk and go out tonight?
housemates 2 -7: Blatard!

by Rojiepojie August 24, 2007

Blataw!

It is a method developed by two parents named ;Shaza and Wayne,to put children to sleep using an old martial-art technique.Hit the child between the neck and the shoulder and ...BLATAW! they on the floor snoring.

Rachel:"*baby crying* ingaaaaaaaaaa!!! ignaaaaaa!
Wayne to Shaza:"honey,the baby is crying can you...?"
Shaza:"This problem will be resolved in a few,kite'm soti ponyet mwen!!!
**BLATAW!**
Rachel:"ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzz"

by Jiacomo June 22, 2009

blathlete

An athlete of african-american descent. Often used to refer to african-american college athletes by jersey chasing female college students.

Sarah: I totally found a new blathlete in my sociology class to stare at all quarter. The like WHOLE football team is in here.
Kaylee: OMG there are like no blathletes in my upper level accounting class. What class is that? I'm totes switching in

by treezyboo January 6, 2011

Bloats

A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.

Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek.

by Fry Crayola December 10, 2003

bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

blat

Can also be used to mean to crush or humiliatingly defeat, a bit like own (or pwn), but usually in context with guns.

We blatted the enemy with bare L98 fire
Gonna use a lemsip to blat my fuckin' cold

by mos definition April 24, 2007