4th august birthday

if ur birthday is the 4th of august that makes u the best person in the world and ur better than everyone else

4th august birthday defined people be like:
bald person: '22nd december is better then every other birthday'

best person: 'im born on 4th august so that makes me better automatically'

bald person: 'omg im so sorry im a furry and i must bow down to u'

by bigmusclessotall September 18, 2021

hendecavisible birthday

Hendecavisible birthdays are "special" birthdays in which your age is evenly divisible by 11. Typically celebrated only by eccentrics.

Congratulations on turning 33! Are you enjoying your third hendecavisible birthday?

by Steebu! August 10, 2006

Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

Birthday Candle

Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"

No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.

by JT, Rob Dog and Billy September 27, 2008

birthday

Something not celecrated by Jehovah's Witnesses.

Happy birthday, Ron!

by Rodney Basil January 17, 2004

birthday

the day nine months after the condom broke

happy birthday Alex

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

Birthday Slice

An unusually small slice, or portion, of food. In reference to the amount of slices a pizza is cut into when served at a birthday party.

I'm not too hungry, can you just get me a birthday slice?

by icetubes April 3, 2010