Binch

To beat someone within and inch of their life

Don't you dare, or I'll binch you!

by Rach227 April 5, 2011

Bichon Frise

Bichon Frises were circus dogs during the French Renaissance, and then people realized that they weren't even worthy enough for such a task and put them in trash cans all around France. Now the Bichon Frise resides in homes where it usually does not walk but instead is carried from its food location to the bathroom so it can shit comfortably and not have to put effort into anything. Bichon Frises do not possess enough brain matter to understand the concept of accomplishing things, and are generally referred to as worthless. They have been proven to evolve through a method other than natural selection because they would have been extinct thousands of years ago, killed off by mice or butterflies. Bichon Frises are afraid of life.

I have a Bichon Frise named Trotter. If you look at him, he barks at you until he forgets why he is barking, and then pees on everything within a 4 foot radius and begs for snacks. Nobody cares about Trotter.

by trotter is small December 3, 2006

Binch

A contemporary piece of street furniture where a bin has cunningly been combined with a bench.

Check out the hot binch.

by jameshjamesh December 9, 2008

binch

Short for Boob Inch, a binch is the measurement of the distance between a woman's or man's nipples.

Sandra's binch is nearly 14 inches.

by Chris Chico February 9, 2008

Bich

Bich is a word used by people with single digit IQ's to represent the word "Bitch". This is not a word used in the English dictionary so it's origin is unknown. This is in an outstanding amount of tweets, probably because they spend more time on twitter than studying for a test.

ayy look at that fatass bich, I'd finna nut in it.

by Arthour Willhall February 10, 2018

Dante Bichette

Alphonse Dante Bichette, Sr. is a former professional baseball player and hitting coach for the Colorado Rockies. He also denied a sweet, young child an autograph once in the late 90s which scarred the child and turned him into a 6'4'' sexy beast who holds a completely irrational grudge towards an overpaid, under-talented hag such as Dante Bichette.

(noun) "This is Dante Bichette"
(verb) "He's totally dante-ing"

See also, "Bichetting"

1) Dude, is that Dante Bichette?

2) Bro, he just dante'd that kid out of an autograph! What a douche!
- No. You mean, what a Dante Bichette.

by grudgemaster flex May 13, 2013

binch'd

to mash something up, to break or to screw up. Usually a laptop or desktop machine

It's Been Binch'd!!!!

by So So October 2, 2007