by KimMcD December 15, 2019
Get the bidibadah mug.1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
Example
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.
Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.
Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.
Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
Get the Bidet mug.(adj.) Painfully obvious, often self-serving, in intent.
Coined in the mid-1970s in Barrie, Ontario, Canada, and used by many ever since.
Coined in the mid-1970s in Barrie, Ontario, Canada, and used by many ever since.
"He came into the pub with his big workout bag, positioned himself near the women sitting at the bar, and gratuitously told the bartender, 'Gin & ginger, please, Drake. Man, I'm worn out from my two hours of circuit reps...'
"How bodite is •that•? 🤣 "
"How bodite is •that•? 🤣 "
by [Word] July 29, 2020
Get the Bodite mug.A person who is cute and tiny and often speaks baby-language ie. Gibberish. They are naive and light humored.
Adorable yet blissfully ignorant.
Adorable yet blissfully ignorant.
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bijitch is just bitch but its a roblox player trying to get around safe chat. So next time you go into meep city your probably gonna see it used, or just anywhere else.
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