The World Bidet

An alternative to toilet paper which involves sticking your arse out the window on a rainy day and letting the rain clean your behind.

The World Bidet is way more fun than toilet paper

by cormacdffy December 30, 2011

joe mama biden

A slightly longer version of Joe Mama, but with Joe Biden to keep it more relevant.

Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?

Ben Dover: Who's Joe?

Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!

Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.

by BigSmoke40 November 24, 2020

Doing the biden

Sniffing/ touching girls of the younger age.

Doing the Biden can get you locked in prison.

by RumbvSail November 24, 2020

IBS (irritable Biden syndrome)

IBS or irritable Biden syndrome affects the carrier with a complete lack of bowel control. Folks literally can’t stop sh@tting themselves over the fact that Joe Biden is president.

“Let’s go Brandon”

“Dude, I think you’ve got IBS (Irritable Biden syndrome)

by kacz December 25, 2021

Non Bidenary

An ALL Gender friendly but staunch opponent of Joe “Brandon” Biden and his absurd rule and ridiculously embarrassing behavior.

All political parties welcome.

I identify as Non Bidenary.

by Mslorilove December 20, 2021

Biden 2020

smart people

person 1: BIDEN 2020

by anonymous October 21, 2020

biden

Noun: a complete failure of effort without recognition of the error.

Verb: to completely fail at an attempt without understanding the magnitude of the failure.

N: The magician committed a biden when his rabbit crawled out of his pant leg.

V: He bidened his history paper when he confused George Washington with George Washington Carver.

by Viper Pilot August 21, 2021