dog's bollocks

though to come from the 1950s where construction toys would be sold in two sizes box standard and box deluxe. giving us bog standard (generic, kind of pants, no extras) and the dog's bollocks (the bee's knees, the best, the greatest ever)

david beckham is the dog's bollocks

by juliett1988 May 20, 2010

rattle bollocks

The vagina

Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.

by Dunky Oggins December 5, 2003

dogs bollocks

When you mangina yourself, then turn around to show your friends the Dogs Bollocks.

We were getting changed, having a laugh when Dave showed me his mangina. He turned around to get his towel and them BLAM, I saw the dogs bollocks. I am mentally scarred.

by Barry manilow III January 12, 2009

neck bollocks

The sticky out things on a female (and fat male's) chest.

Also see breasts, breasticles, tits

"Check out the neck bollocks on that gash!"

by The Big Show January 13, 2007

Queer Bollocks

A member of homosexuality. A man who is attracted to other men. This is usually discovered during puberty.

Bunnage u "Queer Bollocks" why did u toss of michael with ure fag ass attitude.

by Josh - is straight January 9, 2006

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008

Bullockstachio

1. An asshole eating a pistachio.
2. Something totally bogus.

opposite of beastachio

1. Look at Eric eating that pistachio, totally bullockstachio.
2. COD 8 is only for wii??? That's BULLOCKSTACHIO!!!!

by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011