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dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.
"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."
by ScottTheGiantDick April 30, 2014
mugGet the dire bearmug.

Slut Bear

A female that acts confident by sleeping around but then when is confronted about her actions runs away like a bear frightened by bells on a hiker.
After sleeping with my boyfriend the slut bear was too afraid to come out of hibernation.
by RiddleAlice April 22, 2011
mugGet the Slut Bearmug.

Vendy Bear

A massive lesbian, she luvs drinkin from the furry muff. Has a cute lil accent and cant say adam ''adem'' also she wants her donkey
Vendy Bear, vendolina
by adamg86 August 21, 2008
mugGet the Vendy Bearmug.

Venomous Bears

Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.

They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"

Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
by Attercop Man February 5, 2013
mugGet the Venomous Bearsmug.

sydney bear

A SEXY ASSHOLE, hot and big boobs,nice ass
by y2kurmom January 27, 2008
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Baby bear

Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' — yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.
I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.
by Sheeppie April 3, 2019
mugGet the Baby bearmug.

Tatties and Bear

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.
Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!
by Captain Morgan Freeman June 29, 2010
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