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A gathering of middle aged, overweight, hairy, gay men on a large boat for many days and nights of drunken orgies. Parents with children do not like the bears as they traipse around the boat in their skimpy bathing suits scaring the small children.
Reggie--Holy shit! It's a bear cruise!

Hot Karl--You can't win em all bud...
by fredward finkel August 17, 2009
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