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Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.
Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”
by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021
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Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out
Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End
by Khihow2 May 14, 2022
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shower babies

This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.
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Punching Babies

The act of repeatedly fisting a pregnant lady.
Banging her mid pregnancy felt a little discomforting, so i opted to just go punching babies instead...
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throat babies

Ashton Chavis (mamas, lemon grab) favourite song and what he calls his fans
mamas: throwt BeyBiESS I’m Trina geve umm to yew throat babiesss
lemon crab: em Trina bust ell on yew 😈
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moo babies

A ghetto term for a child, animal, or relatively anything.
That girl thinks she can touch my moo babies, she best be trippin'
by xyamakunx May 13, 2010
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