bachelor basket

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

by H47 January 16, 2009

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Poo Basketball

One must scoot as far back on the toilet seat as one can (without touching your dirty anus on the actual seat, because thats disgusting). Your opponent and yourself must wad up little pieces of toilet paper and you take turns tossing the little wads over the stall wall in attempt to "score a basket" or put the t.p. wad in the bowl. A shot made is 1 point.

Poo Basketball-The launching of a T.P. wad and sinking it in the water without touching the other player in any manor is vital!

by P-noles January 13, 2009

twat basket

1. Insult form based on the supposition that a slang word for genitalia combined with the name of a means of carrying or storing other things becomes inherently offensive. Other examples include 'wank satchel', 'cunt holster', 'dick pouch' and 'cock laptop carry case'.

2. A particularly Twattish person

3. A basket used to store twats in

1. In order to horribly insult someone, I merely combine a slang word for the genitals and a noun describing a means of carrying or storing things.

2. Roger is such a twat basket.

3. Do you like my new twat basket? I got it from Ikea.

by Gaviiii March 11, 2008

underwater basketweaving

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.

"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"

by Truero December 3, 2005

cleavage basketball

when a girl is showing too much cleavage so you make a game out of who can throw the most stuff in her shirt
ex. coins, paperclips, rolled up gum wrappers, other small objects.

Casey's shirt was so low we decided to play a game of cleavage basketball.

by cleavage_overload91 March 13, 2008

Loaded Baked Potato

Hooking up with an extremely inebriated chick and fucking her brains out until she barfs, then cumming on top of the barf pile.

I met this chick at the bar last night and it turned in to a Loaded Baked Potato.

by THAT GUY NUMBER 2 June 8, 2009