Do a Barrel Roll

The answer to all your problems.

"I am a failure. What should I do?
"Do a barrel roll.

by DuskL September 9, 2009

BARHELM

the mixture of bar and helm; an extraordinarily handsom, unstoppable force; must be spelled using caps lock.

"its a bird, its a plane, wait no...its BARHELM"

by barhelm April 23, 2008

Double-Barrel Brian Carroll

When a girl is riding on top of a guy facing him, and shes grinding a little to hard for comfort, so the guy reaches around and sticks his thumb up her ass, Fonzie-style. Thrust your right arm out, so the girl cannot see your hand behind her, make a thumbs up, and go for it. Thus giving her both barrels. Or plugging both barrels, both will suffice.

Sheryl was slamming down on Todd's meatstick one night, riding it like one angry jockey, and we're talking really melting his latex. So Todd decided to add a little spice to Sheryls pleasure. He made the happy hitchhiker and double-barrel brian carrolled her

by brandnewtommy December 9, 2006

jelly bracelets

Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.

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Nothing more, nothing less.

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People wear them like any other bracelets.

by Amie. April 3, 2004

Barrel

A barrel is PewDiePie's worst enemy. Barrels work on the dark side in most video games PewDiePie plays. They set him up for death.

"BARRELS! Why are you hiding over here?"

"ARE YOU PLOTTING?!"

by KacyLovesPewds November 13, 2012

sex bracelets

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job
Green: cunnilingus, outdoor sex
Clear: whatever you want
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug
Red: lap dance
Purple: anal sex
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits
Pink: finger yourself while the person who pulls it off watches
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, ass fucking
Glow in the dark: using sex toys

" Kaitlynn was walking down the hallway and aaron pulled off a Pink bracelet so they make plans after school"

by KynkiPrincessBytch May 21, 2005

Barrelitus

N, be-ril-AYE'-tus 1) A non-formal medical condition where a preson's mid-section resembles a barrel. 2) A person who has a big gut.

Bob's barrelitus prevents him from tying his own shoes.

by dieselpunker April 14, 2009