Investment Bang

when you link a girl who isn't particularly hot, at the moment, because you can tell she will be hot in a couple of years, because then you can 'cash in' on the investment when she's fucking buff as fuck

or in short

the act of securing sex with a member of the opposite sex who shows potential to be very attractive in future years with a view to securing future action when 'the chedder has matured'

dude....your sister requires an investment bang

by Rob and Rob October 1, 2007

bang maid

a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.

Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.

Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.

by BenWeasel December 21, 2007

Wall Bang

To shoot someone through a wall or object in a FPS.

Made a popular term by games such as Counter-strike and CoD.

I was on dust2 and I got an amazing wall bang headshot with my AWP

by Scary_thing August 28, 2012

93 bang 'n hang

The act of having constant sex (oral/anal included) with someone born in the year 1993. Often occurs at night, rarely happens between multiple persons born in that same year.

Friend: Hey man what you up to?
Me: Me and Ash are about to get this 93 bang 'n hang started.
Friend: Woah bro which hole?
Me: Bro it's '93... so every hole gets filled tonight.
Friend: Jeez... Lucky !

by _itsbreezy August 15, 2017

bing bang bumcee

A bing bang bumcee refers to a woman's ass/bottom that is overly huge but looks utterly delicious. It is a huge compliment to tell a woman that she has a bing bang bumcee and the follow up line to get instant action is to say that you are a bing bang bumcee kind of man!

"Girls that have a bing bang bumcee make me happy!"

by ZCMC March 6, 2009

bang out of order

If someone does something that is extremely unfair, or says something thats offensive or hurtful.

Betsy: He called me a whore!
Lisa : That's bang out of order...

by Helen-704 June 11, 2006

Bang Bros Trading Cards

Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.

"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"

"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump

by sislovesme March 2, 2023