advan

it's an example of a very fit and strong person who likes minecraft.

Did you see him? He's such an Advan!

by koksakr February 25, 2020

Avaneesh

He is cool. Sucks at games. Loses against his friends. He is that kind of guy who is very dumb and kinda funny. He thinks he is straight but he doesn’t act up like that.

Your so Avaneesh

by Man of your own May 11, 2022

Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.

before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!

by Network Dawg February 12, 2008

avant garde

The grown-up word for hipster. Anything that dirty, hippie, English-major types use to make regular people feel inadequate and uncultured.

Alternatively, anything that regular/already established in their career people would disregard as shit. A term used to protect those "true artists whose genius is just misunderstood."

Dirty, hippie, English-major type: "Have you read my latest poetry book?"

Normal person: "That was poetry? It was just your grocery list repeated in a different order on every page."

Dirty, hippie, English-major type: "Ugh! It's avant garde. You just can't understand true art."

by grrrl2013 December 17, 2012

advan

Sub-Division of Yokohama Tire, manufactures high performance tires and rims.

Woah! Check those d-spec ADVAN rims!!

by The Gracer September 14, 2005

Avani Story

Noun. A story of such epic proportions that it rivals the Illiad itself. The complexity and intracacies of these "Avani Stories" are often compared to the great Hindu texts, the Mahabharata and the Bhagavad Gita. Usually the storyteller sets up the story by explaining the setting, then follows it up with a plot reminiscent of Christopher Nolan films. This type of story telling originated from a woman named Avani, who lived long ago, before the age of television and internet. She was known throughout the land as reciting these great tales. Many have said that these stories and myths were used to pass down wisdom and knowledge from the gods. Listeners of these words of wisdom are often observed to be so astounded, the only words they are able to speak are, "Cool Story, Bro."

Person 1: We went to the Zoo to see the Polar Bears...
Person 2: TELL ME MORE!
Person 1: but they were all asleep.
Person 2: Great "Avani Story."

by daprodigy23 September 8, 2011

two man advantage

In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)

by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003