Awkward Condor

to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.

slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow

Rachel: " how was your night last night"

Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"

Rachel" " what did you see?"

Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"

Rachel : * gasp*

by britnaynay February 14, 2010

awkward

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a virety of gestures: 1. Pulling the collar with one finger (this represents the sweat collecting under the collar from the AWKWARD situation) 2. Arms form a triangle over the head (such as the A in YMCA) 3. One finger pointing at the back of the other hands wrist 4. Pointing at the back of the neck

John: I was snowboarding the other day and I hit this killer jump. When I landed I ripped my pants and my two inch dick was covered in snow!!!

Everyone else: ...Awkward...

by Emerson May 13, 2005

bass akwards

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

by Mobius July 17, 2003

Awkward Starfishing

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.

Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*

by awkawkawkawkawk March 13, 2011

Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.

Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

Awkward Salmon

An act performed when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness. The act involves positioning your hand between the legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping the hand rapidly between the thighs of the chosen person. This supposedly represents a Salmon struggling out of water.

Usually screaming "Awkward Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

XXX: Hey have you heard about that... thing i heard.... about?
YYY:......
XXX:.....

ZZZ: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'XXX' and begins slapping. '

ZZZ: AWKWARD SALMON LOL

XXX:.....
YYY:.....
ZZZ:.....

by Flyin Weetard April 26, 2011

Pretty Handsome Awkward

A song by The Used that is rumored to be about Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance, becuase of the fact that Bert McCracken (Lead Singer of The Used) and Gerard Way had a "Falling-Out".

Gerard McCracken...LOL! ...the good old days... although I luv the song Pretty Handsome Awkward...

by _music_luver_person_ February 22, 2009