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Someone who's smart, romantic, handsome, caring. He'll give you everything if you ask him, he'll do everything to make you feel special if he loves you. He's passionate, patient and will protect you even if it's you against the world. In short: he's a gem.

Oh, and did I mention he's great in bed?
"What's his name?"
"I don't know, but he must be an Akshat."
Akshat by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021
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ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

asshattery 

1. Acts committed by an asshat or asshats. 2. Engagement in an activity normally reserved for asshats.
I demand that all of you stop this asshattery at once!
asshattery by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assphattuation 

An infatuation with nice rear ends.
Damn, girl I have assphattuation with you!

I have an assphattuation, the bigger, the phatter, the better.
Probably you're best friend. She is smart, funny and always comes up with a good joke. She loves to have fun, but is also serious. You always want to be around her and are sad if you're not.
Girl 1- Hey look it's Akshata! I so want to be her friend
Girl 2- Yeah! She's like the best person ever
akshata by rainbowpenquin June 23, 2017

Asshands 

Using a woman's ass cheeks to get yourself off.
Ellena was a bit too fat for me to bang, but I flipped her over and pulled an asshands on her.
Asshands by tdelano April 8, 2009
Cute, hot guy. all the girls absolutely love him. I dunno how he gets the girls, but he knows how to charm the girls.
"I know this hot guy" Girl 1
"Is his name Akshat" Girl 2
"Yh" Girl 1
Akshat by LifesoBoring October 3, 2021