Ashy

A lame or boring Person

A person who lack of good looks

Nigga u ashy
Why u being ashy

by Sip sip November 21, 2018

drawstring asphyxia

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine

That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

When you come and go at the same time

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Asphalt Cowboy

Is a noob owner/driver of a very expensive & perpetually immaculate 4WD; they never take the vehicle off-road and use the vehicle as it was originally intended, mostly because they have lower than average driving skills.

*Big shiny expensive Toyota 4WD with shiny rims a pulls up at intersection*

Bystander: "stupid asphalt cowboy...."

by D down in Oz October 21, 2008

ashy knees

Cumming on one's thighs and licking down to the knees.

She complained about her pants sticking to her ashy knees.

by Factual booty August 12, 2016

Asphyxicrank

A variation on the age old hobby of masturbation, an aspyxicrank essentially involves the masturbator using one hand to clutch at his throat whilst using the other hand to engage in aformentioned dick-strokage. During all of this, the user will be crying.

Without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio achieve, due to the conflict of emotions in play.

Other variations include the danger crank, the reverse danger crank, and of course the the reverse danger asphyxicrank.

Damn, Pash dropped some acid and we just caught him having an asphyxicrank in his room. He was reading Birdsong.

by Danger Crank August 19, 2008

Asphamy

The act of being an ass.

ASPHAMY: adj or verb. whichever you prefer.

When you're texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he's all "sorry i was eating" and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when he couldnt take FIVE FREAKING SECONDS to say that he had to go.

Girl: Lol. I know

(two hours later)

Girl:....?hello...

(5 hours later)

Boyfriend: Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.

Girl: Asphamy -_-...

by nowayJOsayyy December 9, 2008