Homesick Abortion

When you and your girl are into some freaky shit, take her dead baby thats been in the fridge and stick it in between your cock and her vagina and start fucking.

Person 1- "yup i used that homesick abortion on her ass."

Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?

Person 1- "She's pressing charges."

by Aleksandr Aleksandrov January 10, 2017

male abortion

Where a man is kick in the balls so hard his testicles pop

Guy 1: "Hey why is John lying on the floor crying"
Guy 2: "Because Jessica gave him a male abortion"

by PhonyZebra December 08, 2015

Abortion Launchpad

An extremely vulgar term for a vagina. Usually used to negatively describe the rancid vagina of an enemy.

I'm not going near that rank bitches fetid abortion launchpad.

by Rascapopolist July 25, 2011

russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.

"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"

by A silly whore August 31, 2007

Living Abortion

Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pissed off child.

Bill O'Reilly is a Living Abortion.

by dask alco September 14, 2008

abortion bucket

A low life loser who scraped the walls of a jar when their mom was trying to abort them.

Hey bitch.. you're an abortion bucket. No one wants you, neither did your mom.

by MissBehavin07 May 20, 2017

aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021