b.a.d.

Balls, Attitude, Direction , little junior's acronym

B.A.D...How about FAB? Fucked at birth. Little Junior: No good. Too negative.

by MobCat November 6, 2004

P.A.D.

Abbreviation for Post Alcohol Depression

I'm tired of the P.A.D. I suffer on Mondays after a big weekend.

by skieblueiz November 9, 2009

S-A-D

an acronym for: Suck A Dick

Pronunciation: ES-UH-DEE

-"Hey Joe wanna hang out?"
-"Why don't you go S-A-D Jim."
-"If you didn't want to hang out you could have just said so."

which is an insult meaning go suck a dick or leave me alone in other words

by r4wrmsmh August 19, 2008

Hang a D

To use dipping tobacco
usualy said when you dont want people to know what your doing
or just for short

"Hey Brooks you wanna Hang a D on the monorail"
"hell yeah man"

by A-Tom February 28, 2006

S.A.D.

My best friend, Parker, mom's abbreviation for Sex, Alcohol and Drugs.

"And remember Nikki, No S.A.D. !"

by ballinbreese December 19, 2008

S.C.A.D.S

Abbreviation for “Scantily Clad Attractive Dumb Sluts”

Guy walks into a bar with a lot of good looking woman, he says to his buddy, “S.C.A.D.S”

by Ben Shimanski November 7, 2005

I'd wear a hat on a day like that

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007