fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom

An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.

-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.

-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.

by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008

fuck me gently with a 2 x 4

a verbal proclaimation proclaiming surprise or amazement

Charlie, you know that adopted sister of yours that moved to New York, burnadette, wasn't it? well, while she was away she had a sex change and now she is Burnie. Charlie, eyes wide open proclaims " well fuck me gently with a 2 x 4"

by l moyse January 5, 2008

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005