The event when a person/thing rages so much that they fire lasers to vent the rage extremly awesomely.
by Lolazaurus April 9, 2010

by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023

Electronic music. Typically heard at raves or European discos. Sounds like a fire fight from an 80s G.I. Joe episode (all of their guns shot laser beams).
A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
A hallmark of Laser Music is a highly repetitive beat and "laser sounds" (e.g. pew pew pew pew beeet beet beet beet, etc) that requires a heavy dose of illicit drugs (ecstasy and the like) to enjoy.
Person A: "They said they were gonna be at xyz club tonight and that we should go"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
Person B: "Xyz club? That's a laser music club! Fuck that!"
Person A: "What? You mean you are fresh out of glow sticks and ecstasy?"
by ThePinnacle October 20, 2011

/ˈleɪzər/
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
noun.
(plural = lasers)
1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.
verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)
1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo
adjective.
1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023

hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023
