Forbidden Fingering February

Month on the year when women can't finger herselfs, similar to No Nut November, but in February.

You can't masturbate because it's Forbidden Fingering February

by Tenacitas465 November 11, 2019

Bingle fingering

Where you dip your fingers in bojangales fry seasoning the you finger someone

Bingle fingering its finger lickin' good!

by Phatred July 6, 2022

Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.

“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”

by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022

The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.

After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.

by fartso55 April 14, 2017

wingdings

an extremely ugly, unattractive, or otherwise undesirable female

You: Yo, that girl is wingdings.
Friend: Word, just look at that shit.

::Ugly girl walks up to you::
Wingding: (Insert random greeting)
You: Sorry, I don't speak windings.

by papaya March 16, 2005

Lingering Lolita

While a guy is eating box, you take the opportunity to wrap your legs around his head to hold him close while letting out a silent fart.

Last night Ted was chowing my box and I snuck him with a Lingering Lolita.

by LynnandMike January 6, 2009

Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

by Blindish October 12, 2017